THE YEAR OF THE STRIPPER...Rappers pick a new theme for '09 PLEAAAASSSE

I can't tell you how tired I am from hearing the same topic over and over again from every rapper/hip-hop artist out there this year. Especially from T-Pain. Brotha, I think you are a great performer live (Saw you last year and you had the whole stadium going DUMB), but you started an annoying trend. It all seemed to start with your "I'm in Love with a Stripper" Song in '05...and here we are in '08 and none of the rappers can shake this topic.

Let's review:

• 1. "CAN'T BELIEVE IT" - T-Pain/Lil' Wayne

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT_fnAjZNDY

This song's stripper shout-out - "cus u look so good, tell me y u wanna work here, put u on the front page of a king magazine, but u gone get ur self hurt here. ay, baby i brought u in the back just to have a conversation, i really think u need some ventilation. lets talk about uuuuuu and meeeeeee. (hook)ooww i cant believe it, ooh, ooh, she all on me (on me) man man i thank she want me (want me) naw i cant leave her lonely nawwwww. oooww i cant believe it, oow, oow, she all on me (on me) man man i thank she want me (want me) naw i cant leave her lonely nawwwww. u dont understand she make the people say yeahhhh, yeahhhhh, yeahhhh, she hit the main stage she make the people say, yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhhh"

• 2. "DANGEROUS" - Kardinal Offishal/Akon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFeaqB-AAMo

This song's stripper shout-out - "that girl is so dangerous. that girl is so dangerous. that girl is a bad girl. i seen her type before. she's so dangerous that girl is so dangerous. that girl is a bad girl [yeah][Kardinal Offishall]ohhhh yeah thats her, thebig dog tryna get her lil kitty to purrex man lookin at me like im Lucifer cause he knows i will deal wit the case yes sir!if i was the last man on earth i would only take that girl end of search. she give a new definition to the word curve got chicks in the strip club envyin hers body's like weapons of mass eruptions sit the glass on that fat obstruction tongue game give a new type seduction im tryna give that girl somethin!"

• 3. "GOT MONEY" - T-Pain/Lil' Wayne

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKtZF-Mxv2I

This song's stripper shout-out - "Got money (yeah)And you know it. Take it out your pocket and show it (then)Throw it (fly)This a way (fly)Thata way (fly)This a way (fly)Thata way Gettin' mugged. From everybody who see that. Hang over the wall of the VIP Like...[Verse 3: Lil Wayne]Okay,It's Young Wayne on them hoes. A.K.A. Mr. Make It Rain On Them Hoes. Like ehhhh! Everybody say Mr. Rain manCan we have a rainy day?Bring a umbrella. Please bring a umbrella Ella, Ella, Ella ehhh! Bitch ain't shit but a hoe in a trick. Bet you no one ain't trick if you got it. You know we ain't f**king if you not thick"

Rappers, please stop dedicating all your songs to Strippers...Please stop reminding me what every pretty girl and pretty girl wanna-be resorts to when they can't use their brain to make money and instead give brain to make money. And, do you realize you sound pathetic talking about f**king the easiest girls out there? I mean how many dollar bills does it take to take a stripper home? I'm sure it's like a dollar more than a lap dance.

I'm not completely doggin' on strippers tho...me AND my fiance both have made the mistake of dating strippers in our past. The stripper I dated...had a stage name of China...I saw China perform at her club and make this certain sex face mixed with a wink to all the guys. Then one night, when she was kissing me, she made that very same sex face/wink to me...it made me feel like I needed to pull out my dollar bills...hence I took my money bags elsewhere and made it rain with my vibrator instead. :D

My fiance's ex-stripper was apparently a non-typical stripper and a full-on Lesbian even though she dry humped for a living....Dreamer was her stage name and my fiance sticks up for Dreamer like crazy and even claims that her ex did not give lap dances in the back, but instead just had clients! HAHAHAA! Dreamer had my fiance dreamin' and believing that she made all her money $1 dollar at a time on stage and that she magically made clients without snail trailin'/dry humpin' on their penises in the back.

Anywayzzzz, point is...enough with the Stripper Anthems. We need a new topic that glorifies successful women, the real sexy women...the educated, business woman...the makes her own money kind of woman. The don't rely on a man kind of woman. Let's follow Ne-Yo with his latest tribute to a woman:

"MISS INDEPENDENT" - Ne-Yo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtm8v6MryBk

This song's NON-stripper and actually the exact opposite of a stripper shout-out - "There's something about a kinda woman that can do It for herself. I look at her and it makes me proud There's something About her. There something Ooh So sexy about the kinda woman. That don't even need my help"

I LOVE WOMEN...but not this woman (Sarah Palin)

So, I can't stop laughing at the SNL skit on Sarah Palin this past week of her during her interview with Katie Couric...actually it's so identical with the actual interview, that watching them side by side, I almost can't tell the two apart. It cracks me up every time I watch it and I have a hard time watching it and think that people actually take her seriously and think she is qualified. Is it that we don't hold her to the same standards as a guy? I mean I'm all about feminism, but the point of feminism is equality for women. Get a female candidate that is qualified.

The things she says and the way she fills in the blanks of what she doesn't know or understand with stupid commentary reminds me so much of hearing the debates of Candidates in Student Counsel during High School. They go in circles and make up answers along the way...

See for yourself, side by side here, they are so identical...it just cracks me up every time:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/09/30/sbt.palin.spoof.cnn

Also, to find out more about Palin's foreign policy with Russia, please check this article and video out:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/01/cnn-sarah-palin-has-never_n_130752.html

COMING OUT...what is the big deal?!

Ok, so I keep seeing this big headlines of Celebrities that come out...and it's not ever from celebrities that have hid it well. It's from Celebrities that are so obviously gay, but spend much of their career denying it and avoiding officially COMING OUT. What is the big deal already, all gays know your gay, stop wasting so much energy denying it and making it a bigger deal than it is...and just come out with it already! I mean I don't care if you choose not to come out, but denying it to then later come out is DUMB! It's one thing to have family members who will disown you and avoiding it to protect your family, but if your family supports you and has known your whole life, why do you care what the public thinks?

From Clay Aiken to Lindsay Lohan to those we are still waiting on to just come out already...why do you make it such a big deal to come out? You make Gay People feel as though your ashamed and you make the public start putting a bad connotation on being gay. And the silly part is, is that it seems like you may avoid coming out because you think you will lose your fans...Do you not get how much support you will get from the Gay Community. Screw all those fans that won't support you if you are gay, there are tons of new Gay Fans that you WILL attract that will stick with you thru and thru and be way more faithful than any fickle trendsetter.

Alicia Keys, Queen Latifah, Kevin Spacey, Ryan Seacrest...you guys keep avoiding the questions, you keep thinking that we believe you have been single for 10 years and that you want to keep your private life private...You are making your sexuality a bigger deal by hiding it. And you are keeping America in the dark about how beautiful and successful Gay people are. I mean ok, so people in San Fran are open minded and people in NYC are open minded and most big cities, but unfortunately, as you can tell by how Bush gets elected over and over, this country is not run by the liberal open-minded people. As much as I hate to admit it, it is run by Middle America...and guess what...this Lesbian knowsssssss Middle America, cuz I grew up there. But as soon as I grew a brain I left and never went back...which is what most Gay People from Middle America do, which is why Middle America's views NEVER change on Gay People. Because all the Gay people leave. Celebrities need to give Middle America a good Gay Role Model to relate to. I mean since all Gay people leave, they have nothing to relate to and think that all Gay People are perverse and pedophiles and butchy if they are a lesbian and femmy if they are a gay guy. Show them that we are here...we are everywhere and that we are amazing!