I can't tell you how tired I am from hearing the same topic over and over again from every rapper/hip-hop artist out there this year. Especially from T-Pain. Brotha, I think you are a great performer live (Saw you last year and you had the whole stadium going DUMB), but you started an annoying trend. It all seemed to start with your "I'm in Love with a Stripper" Song in '05...and here we are in '08 and none of the rappers can shake this topic.
Let's review:
Let's review:
- 1. "CAN'T BELIEVE IT" - T-Pain/Lil' Wayne
This song's stripper shout-out - "cus u look so good, tell me y u wanna work here, put u on the front page of a king magazine, but u gone get ur self hurt here. ay, baby i brought u in the back just to have a conversation, i really think u need some ventilation. lets talk about uuuuuu and meeeeeee. (hook)ooww i cant believe it, ooh, ooh, she all on me (on me) man man i thank she want me (want me) naw i cant leave her lonely nawwwww. oooww i cant believe it, oow, oow, she all on me (on me) man man i thank she want me (want me) naw i cant leave her lonely nawwwww. u dont understand she make the people say yeahhhh, yeahhhhh, yeahhhh, she hit the main stage she make the people say, yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhhh"
- 2. "DANGEROUS" - Kardinal Offishal/Akon
This song's stripper shout-out - "that girl is so dangerous. that girl is so dangerous. that girl is a bad girl. i seen her type before. she's so dangerous that girl is so dangerous. that girl is a bad girl [yeah][Kardinal Offishall]ohhhh yeah thats her, thebig dog tryna get her lil kitty to purrex man lookin at me like im Lucifer cause he knows i will deal wit the case yes sir!if i was the last man on earth i would only take that girl end of search. she give a new definition to the word curve got chicks in the strip club envyin hers body's like weapons of mass eruptions sit the glass on that fat obstruction tongue game give a new type seduction im tryna give that girl somethin!"
- 3. "GOT MONEY" - T-Pain/Lil' Wayne
This song's stripper shout-out - "Got money (yeah)And you know it. Take it out your pocket and show it (then)Throw it (fly)This a way (fly)Thata way (fly)This a way (fly)Thata way Gettin' mugged. From everybody who see that. Hang over the wall of the VIP Like...[Verse 3: Lil Wayne]Okay,It's Young Wayne on them hoes. A.K.A. Mr. Make It Rain On Them Hoes. Like ehhhh! Everybody say Mr. Rain manCan we have a rainy day?Bring a umbrella. Please bring a umbrella Ella, Ella, Ella ehhh! Bitch ain't shit but a hoe in a trick. Bet you no one ain't trick if you got it. You know we ain't f**king if you not thick"
Rappers, please stop dedicating all your songs to Strippers...Please stop reminding me what every pretty girl and pretty girl wanna-be resorts to when they can't use their brain to make money and instead give brain to make money. And, do you realize you sound pathetic talking about f**king the easiest girls out there? I mean how many dollar bills does it take to take a stripper home? I'm sure it's like a dollar more than a lap dance.
I'm not completely doggin' on strippers tho...me AND my fiance both have made the mistake of dating strippers in our past. The stripper I dated...had a stage name of China...I saw China perform at her club and make this certain sex face mixed with a wink to all the guys. Then one night, when she was kissing me, she made that very same sex face/wink to me...it made me feel like I needed to pull out my dollar bills...hence I took my money bags elsewhere and made it rain with my vibrator instead. :D
My fiance's ex-stripper was apparently a non-typical stripper and a full-on Lesbian even though she dry humped for a living....Dreamer was her stage name and my fiance sticks up for Dreamer like crazy and even claims that her ex did not give lap dances in the back, but instead just had clients! HAHAHAA! Dreamer had my fiance dreamin' and believing that she made all her money $1 dollar at a time on stage and that she magically made clients without snail trailin'/dry humpin' on their penises in the back.
Anywayzzzz, point is...enough with the Stripper Anthems. We need a new topic that glorifies successful women, the real sexy women...the educated, business woman...the makes her own money kind of woman. The don't rely on a man kind of woman. Let's follow Ne-Yo with his latest tribute to a woman:
"MISS INDEPENDENT" - Ne-Yo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtm8v6MryBk
This song's NON-stripper and actually the exact opposite of a stripper shout-out - "There's something about a kinda woman that can do It for herself. I look at her and it makes me proud There's something About her. There something Ooh So sexy about the kinda woman. That don't even need my help"
